Review: A-Track, Fabriclive.45
Okay, so I downloaded A-Trak’s Fabriclive.45 mix in WAV format. Twenty-five tracks mashed up by A-Trak, looked like it could be pretty good. Launched it in my music player and before I knew what was happening there was a party going on in my computer. I tried to write this review while the mix was playing but the fucking letters kept jumping around the screen and making new words. “We hear the bass and we say woah”, “BASS! (woah, that was Bootsy), “DO IT!”, “You know it’s gonna be alright – be alright.” “Get down – unh”. WTF??!!??? This is impossible.
Figured, fuck it, I’ll play a game. Write the review later. Had some of that recent DLC for Mass Effect 2 I hadn’t tried. Check that out. Loaded the game and there’s Shepard rolling with that blue-skinned alien chick. This can’t be happening. Well, Bioware’s cool right? Maybe they got something goin’ with Fabric so you get this cool Easter Egg if you run the game and the mix at the same time. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.
Heard that the Rise of the Godslayer expansion had turned Age of Conan from a disaster into an MMO worth playing so I thought I’d check that out. You’ve got to be kidding me. Conan? Waving his hands in the air and shakin’ his ass like a fuck toy? “I see you baby . . .” Dude dances like an elephant and you don’t even want to think about him trying to do that LeBron robot thing.
Then some fool in the mix starts goin’ on about his dick. Daniel Woodis doing “I’m the Ish”. The mix drops dead like a corpse fell out of an airplane and landed in the middle of the dancefloor. Splat. Conan looks embarrassed and tears a Pictish warrior apart with his bare hands. By Crom! “I’m the Ish” killed the mix. wtf was A-Trak thinking?
But wait. The computer don’t like it either and the words stopped jumping around the screen. I can get the review written. Yeah, okay, I’ll describe what just happened and then list the good tracks. Okay, the mix starts out with . . . oh, shit. Here it comes again. Alexis Latrobe’s “Aurora”. There go the words on the screen. “Get Down”.
I open up the panel on my computer and my motherboard is a motherfucker. All those little gizmos jumping around waving their little wires. “Do it!”
Fuck this review shit. You want a party? Check it out.
Opening segment from Fabriclive.45 which begins with A-Trak’s version of his own “Say Whoa”. Compare with DJ Spinna’s remix on A-Trak’s mix CD Infinity+1
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